Pandemonium

kureiois:

beardedmrbean:

gallusrostromegalus:

bunjywunjy:

derinthemadscientist:

zarohk:

flippityflapjack:

dragontatoes:

newtgeiszler:

floridamanofficial:

me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck

also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK

i love this post. i have never related to anything less

me, grown up in the Cascades range: *sees open plains*

me: oohhoh no. no ba.d . where . are teh rocks. wheres the woter. oh god it’s just drit everywhere for a million miles I need TREES dammit where are my lumber guardians

Me, grew up in Nebraska, the Great Plains: *see a forest*

Me: wHy ar e there s.o man y trEes??? They all g.ott so BiG wher is th skY

Me: Grows up in Boston, mostly travels to cities and Central America: *travels to the Southwest*

Me: where is everyone? Where is everything? What great calamity flatten this world?

Me: Grows up in rural Australia, travels to Europe: Green? How so much green?? Paddocks aren’t green! Why is it full of green grass like a cartoon??

Me: Grew up in the American Midwest *arrives on the coastline of any ocean, sprinting up and down the beach very fast* SHARKS? SHARKS?SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS?

Monkey very excited about exploring new biome.

gateway-2000:

puddox:

grox:

Bugs are so funny they got lines for legs

some of my favourite bugs… nature is so beautiful

everythingfox:

Good turt

(Source: instagram.com)

flightyquinn:

charlesoberonn:

Oppenheimer-Barbie is just Doom-Animal Crossing for 2023.

TBF, with all the different jobs they’ve given her over the years, “Los Alamos Researcher Barbie” would only merit a mild eyebrow raising.

unclefather:

todorokitops:

alex51324:

fearthefuzzybear:

ALT

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.  

In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.    

Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓